Good Name Quote by Jarod Kintz

“The only problem with having sex with a goat is you have to walk around to the front when you want to kiss them.”

— Anonymous

“Goats did have names for themselves, she well knew: there was 'goat who is my kid,' 'goat who is my mother,' 'goat who is…

— Terry Pratchett

“Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.”

— Time Magazine

“What you wants with these goats anyway? Little or nothin. Good fresh milk. God’s best cheese. You have any other animals? said Suttree. Dog…

— Cormac McCarthy

“I could probably be into goats, sexy style, and [my mom] still wouldn’t use it against me. She’d want me to achieve whatever goat-wooing…

— Hannah Johnson

“You don't get the name of the Goat with a Thousand Young without getting around.”

— Dennis Liggio

“If he asks you for six goats in exchange for me, you don’t have to actually buy real goats. He’d probably take kegs instead.”

— Joanna Wylde

“It doesn't take a lot to interest goats.”

— Terry Pratchett

“In the silence, I could hear the distinct sound of goats maa-ing in the barn. Lying there listening to them made me smile, too.…

— Steve Watkins

I think that the reason why 'Goats' is called 'Goats' is because you can't give direction to goats. They do what they want. That's…

— Graham Phillips

“There’s probably a goat hanging around—there’s always a goat.”

— Trevor Noah

“I think that people should be free to to engage in any sexual practices they choose. They should draw the line at goats,though.”

— Anonymous