Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Let’s split the pizza amongst ourselves, and divide the price evenly amongst yourselves.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.” — Jason Barnett Copy Share Image
“Pizza as a reward at work, gotta love it. Personally, I'd rather have that than a raise. Give me a pizza, boss, and let… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Yes! Just don’t hurt us.” “Good. And pizza. I am in the mood for a pizza.” — Willow Rose Copy Share Image
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“Put the pizza on the ground and step way from the vehicle, please.” — Humdinger C. Eggnoggin Copy Share Image
“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around. ” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
