Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If a man was choking, what would I do? Well, I’d remove my penis from his throat.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I stuck my finger in his belly button and squiggled it around. “Belly button rape!” — Jennifer James Copy Share Image
“You cut his head off. It makes it a little difficult for him to suck your cock.” — C.S. Pacat Copy Share Image
“to be cut loose, but all I do is drive the head of his penis into me. Imprisoned by his arms and his cock,… — Magda Alexander Copy Share Image
“He had had a habit throughout the twenty-seven years of making a narrow remark which, like a plumber’s snake, could work its way through… — Grace Paley Copy Share Image
“My eyes dropped back down to his lips. They were full and way too soft for a guy, which I knew for a fact… — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
“You've had his dick in your hand and your tongue in his mouth and you can't sit down and eat a bowl of cereal… — Brooke McKinley Copy Share Image
“Did I expect him to think sucking my cock was anything other than disgusting? I‟d never even kissed a girl, and believe me, if… — Cardeno C Copy Share Image
“The Cutter leaned toward me, resting his forehead against mine. 'Fool me once,' he whispered, 'shame on you.' He pressed the bridge of his… — Brenna Yovanoff Copy Share Image
“grabbing his massive throbbing cock with both hands. I licked around the head and down the shaft of his cock as if I were… — Lilith Fox Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
