Computers Quote by Jarod Kintz

The waiter just flashed me something that said, "Chew bubblegum." Every morning, when I was about to go to the Oprah competition, my friend…

— Zach Anner

“I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.”

— Tommy Wiseau

I don't know - a lot of people think it's a really negative thing to do bubble gum pop, but I love it. I,…

— Kim Petras

“It’s great that a song now costs exactly the same as a pack of gum and lasts exactly the same amount of time before…

— Jonathan Franzen

“I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubblegum.”

— Anonymous

It is an anomaly that information, the one thing most necessary to our survival as choosers of our own way, should be a commodity…

— A. J. Liebling

“They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Some people have a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time. Not me I cant ever get the gum out of…

— Bill Myers

“My ball sack is like a bubblegum bubble, only with slightly less bubblegum flavor, and a little more fun to chew on. Just ask…

— Jarod Kintz

“You can’t own something unless you can swallow it”

— Toby Barlow

“sell a product at the highest possible price to a client in need is like taking candy from a baby,”

— Daniel Ammann

I saw soda pop for $1.20 a six pack. That price messes with your head. You start thinking you're gonna sell soda pop. Suddenly…

— Mitch Hedberg