Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’d eat a mosquito to satisfy my hunger for an itch.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I’m itching for battle—with a mosquito bite. The only thing in life I’ll scratch at more is the need to be loved. I’m so… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Don't be afraid to bite on a giant, learn from the mosquito” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“you will probably be eaten by either wild boar, coyotes, or at the very least these fucking annoying pterodactyl mosquitoes.” — T.M. Frazier Copy Share Image
“The time, the mosquito will land on your testicles, the way you'll kill it, will help you to resolve world issues without violence” — Ntambara Sylvestre Owen Berbason Copy Share Image
“You do not have to respond to a tiny annoying mosquito with a large hammer. You know what will happen? You will miss and… — Mary Ashun Copy Share Image
“I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I want to do, but I don’t know where to begin.” — David Allen Copy Share Image
“Thousands of mosquitoes had already bitten all of us on chest and arms and ankles. Then a bright idea came to me: I jumped… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“Dinner is covered; there’s a salad in the fridge, and all I have to do is put the steak and potatoes on the barbecue.… — Helena Hunting Copy Share Image
“Blood, for a mosquito, is a delicacy. They otherwise feed on the nectar of flowers.” — Craig Childs Copy Share Image
“Because scratching this particular itch would only spread it. This isn’t a bug bite. This is poison ivy.” — Adriana Locke Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
