Winning the lottery Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, except of course, not as lucky.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Winning the lottery
“Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, only it’ll ruin your life faster.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When you've been struck by lightning as many times as I have, you start to expect the worst pretty much all the time.” — Jennifer Bosworth Copy Share Image
“Oh, I don’t buy lottery tickets... because if I won, and I was capable of that kind of odd luck, then I would also… — Chrissi Sepe Copy Share Image
“If ever the amount of people getting struck by lightning increases dramatically, it will severely throw off the global measurement of probability.” — Atticus Copy Share Image
“Luck, though, as Billy had said it so many times, was like lightning--it struck sinners and saints in equal measure, and it did to… — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
“I feel like a massive wave of life just washed over me. While luck comes in many guises, winning the lottery pales into nothing… — Charles Dyson Copy Share Image
“See, that's the problem with getting hit by lightning. You get burned.” — Jessica Verdi Copy Share Image
“Luck is blind, they say. It can’t see where it’s going and keeps running into people…and the people it knocks into we call lucky!… — Nikos Kazantzakis Copy Share Image
“Luck is a favorable thing out of an uncertainty. No such thing as luck when everything's certain.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
She was staying. A little longer. V smiled to himself. So this was what winning the lottery felt like. — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Hoping to drink beer without gaining weight is the same as winning the lottery and expecting that no sketchy relatives will ask for a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The chances of winning the lottery are approximately one in fourteen million,” — Holly Smale Copy Share Image
Its one of those feelings. The ones where I get the good kind of goose bumps in 90 degree weather. I sit there thinking… — 2notes Copy Share Image
It's hard to make a living in any of the arts. When most people think of artists, they think of the stars and the… — Isabella Rossellini Copy Share Image
“I feel like a massive wave of life just washed over me. While luck comes in many guises, winning the lottery pales into nothing… — Charles Dyson Copy Share Image
I've been really lucky to get on shows that stay on. It's one thing to book a show, and it's like winning the lottery… — Coby Bell Copy Share Image
Someone once referred to modeling as being like winning the lottery gene pool. It's such an odd way to put things, but what is… — Erin O'Connor Copy Share Image
Watching a YouTube video and not having an advertisement pop up feels like winning the lottery. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Be real. I'm going up against three of the world's most vicious ubervillains. I have a very, very slim chance of survival. I have… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
“Weirdly—but as Danny and Amos had suspected—the further the winning number was from the number on a person's lottery ticket, the less regret they… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image