Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the brother I never had. It seems ridiculous, but I’ve always wanted a brother who…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid, and inflexible? If yes, are you in the military?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to paint a mural of your favorite politician. It doesn’t matter how accurate it is, just so long as…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everything a politician isn’t.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“We head into the bar and order drinks. I’m looking around to see if I recognize any members of Congress. They’re sort of my…

— David Rosenfelt

“A brick is what I’m voting for for President. And guess what? If you’re voting for a Republican or Democrat, so are you.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.”

— Nicole McKay

“A brick could be used to help you become the next Great American Novelist. Hopefully after you use it to crack your own skull,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to bestow gratitude upon your favorite (or least favorite) politician. Let them know your approval level by giving them…

— Jarod Kintz