Next time Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be placed on your child’s cafeteria lunch tray, in place of the less appetizing and more unnatural food they normally serve.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I need a bone saw—for the meatloaf I made for you, which looks suspiciously like a brick. The gravy is a blanket.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the steak my mother-in-law just cooked me. And I asked for medium rare. I wonder…

— Jarod Kintz

Any Beef? Tell Em' To Bring It Special Delivery, I Bet My Little Friend Will Put Em' Outta His Misery.

— Ya Boy

“You’ve been working hard, a sandwich isn’t enough. I’ll make you dinner.” From the freezer she took out a TV meal and threw it…

— Zathyn Priest

“-perhaps by sitting down to enjoy one of the microwavable organic TV dinners(four words I never expected to see conjoined)stacked in the frozen food…

— Michael Pollan

“Michael lifted a menu from a stack on the counter and opened it. 'What's meatloaf?' I get the meat part, but a loaf of…

— Justin Cronin

“Dinner was wonderful. There was a joint of beef, with roast potatoes, golden-crisp on the outside and soft and white inside, buttered greens I…

— Neil Gaiman

“I remember the call came through on my cell phone just as the Wendy’s near my house was mounting a thirty-foot inflated chocolate frosty…

— Jennifer Coburn

“When the food runs out, the family reunion is over. It’s cool that out of all my relatives, I’m the only cannibal.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Can we go in to supper now?" she asked. "I'm starved. I hope they serve something other than lobster patties and caviar." He linked…

— Tracy Anne Warren