Funny Quote by Jamie McGuire

“Some wise guys came by my business establishment and tried to offer me neighborhood protection. They weren’t mafia, but they were wearing togas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh my God I'm going to kill you!' But she was laughing.”

— John Green

“And then the floor careened under my feet, but not because I couldn’t stand or anything like that. No it was because Ii was…

— Helen Rena

“When they're laughing at you, their guard is down. When their guard is down, you can kick them in the fracas.”

— Terry Pratchett

“I was ever a fighter, so---one fight more, The best and the last! I would hate that death bandaged my eyes and forbore, and…

— Robert Browning

“Tris: Let me get this straight. So you left the Dauntless compound to get ready for war...and took your makeup bag with you? Christina:…

— Veronica Roth

“Guy was saying, “What the hell is it about you that attracts murder and mayhem?" "Something in my body language?" He groaned. “That was…

— Josh Lanyon

“Okay. There it is. I dressed up. As an owl. And fought crime. Perhaps you begin to see why I half expect this summary…

— Alan Moore

“I knew they would kill him, or try any way to hurt me or make me upset, so I just was standing there trying…

— Ayah

“But he liked to leave me laughing. This is how he wanted to remember me, and how he wanted to be remembered. Of all…

— Daniel Wallace

“I laughed uneasily. “Jeez, you guys make it sound like I was on the brink of death or something. I just fainted.” (Sabina)”

— Jaye Wells

“I pushed back my chair and leaned against the table, then swung back to Tens. 'And if you're not nicer to me I'll just…

— Amber Kizer