Funny Quote by Jackie Kessler Download Open image ““Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.”” — Jackie Kessler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“Having spent time in Hell, he knew that government paperwork was the closest mankind had ever come to achieving true soul-crushing misery. “Where’s” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“More and more I don't have any philosophy about writing, except that it is something we can do if God is good to us.… — M.V. Carey Copy Share Image
“I believe there’s been a clerical error, my dear. We’ll figure it out when the dust settles.” — Nicola Rendell Copy Share Image
“We've got gravity licked but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.” — Werner Von Braun Copy Share Image
“Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think paper was so valuable?” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“We start each day with a blank sheet of paper in front of us, and what we write on it is up to us.” — John Larkin Copy Share Image
Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“In an age of infinite digital documentation, paper was the last safe place for secrets.” — Evan Angler Copy Share Image
“You know, I could fire you. I could even arrange to get you killed. Or kill you myself. (Joe) Ooo, big scary threat. That… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“...money – leastways we thought it was money till everything smashed up, and then seemingly it was jes’ paper...” — H.G. Wells Copy Share Image
“As there was no saddle, Lisa said to the horse, “May I pull myself up?” And damned if the horse didn’t nod.” — Jackie Kessler Copy Share Image
“ WHETHER IT'S A CHILD'S TOY OR A NATION'S OIL, IT'S ALL THE SAME, the Red Rider said. YOU FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU WANT.… — Jackie Kessler Copy Share Image
“I still love you," Aaron says softly, "I wish I can just turn it off, or that it would have faded away. I wish… — Jackie Kessler Copy Share Image
“I’m a Horseman of the Apocalypse,” she snarled. “That’s not something you put into the rainbows-and-sunshine column of life!” — Jackie Kessler Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
