Funny Quote by Homer Simpson Download Open image “I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.” — Homer Simpson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Prayer Religious
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I'm not a prophet or a stone aged man, just a mortal with potential of a superman. I'm living on. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. — Gypsy Rose Lee Copy Share Image
Many of us in our praying are like nasty little boys who ring front door bells and run away before anyone answers. — D. A. Carson Copy Share Image
I know there are millions of people praying for me, and I strongly believe in prayers. — Mariano Rivera Copy Share Image
Do not have as your motive the desire to be known as a praying man. Get an inner chamber in which to pray where… — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
The only prayer which a well-meaning man can pray is, O ye gods, give me whatever is fitting unto me! — Apollonius of Tyana Copy Share Image
And so I urge you: carry on an ongoing conversation with God about the daily stuff of life, a little like Tevye in Fiddler… — Richard J. Foster Copy Share Image
Remember that you can pray any time, anywhere. Washing dishes, digging ditches, working in the office, in the shop, on the athletic field, even… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
Please join me in praying for America, that we will turn our hearts back toward God. — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
