Funny Quote by Henning Mankell

“I chose fat and functional over slender and miserable.”

— Andrew Solomon

“The man was enormously fat. When he sat down, the metal chair disappeared beneath the spread of his buttocks and Alex was surprised it…

— Anthony Horowitz

“I sensed immediately that he'd once been overweight. He moved with a fat person's tiptoey apology.”

— Jennifer Egan

“I got fat, and I decided to do something about it, so I got fatter.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Alexander looked into the barrel of one of the guns. He blinked. O God, please look after Tania all alone in the world.”

— Paullina Simons

“Patrick Bateman: I'm on a diet. Jean: What, you're kidding, right? You look great... so fit... and thin. Patrick Bateman: Well, you can always…

— Bret Easton Ellis

“I wish I was as thin as I was when I thought I was fat.”

— Fridge magnet

“He had no bag, which was strange. But overall it was vaguely reassuring to have such a man on board, especially after he had…

— Lee Child

“Cassius has a lean and hungry look;      He thinks too much. Such men are dangerous.”

— William Shakespeare

“Stand up straight and try not to get fat.”

— Diana Gabaldon

“Tall, lean, he was far more muscular than he appeared— and stronger”

— Tanya Anne Crosby

“When fatness was an exception, it was part of the canon of beauty. Now that leanness is an exception, its symptoms are canonized.”

— Josip Novakovich