Diets Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Diets Funny Humor Loss Steady Today Weight loss Wet
Anything out of a packet is off-limits. Copyright that: the No Packet Diet. I just prefer fresh fruit, fresh vegetables, and fresh protein. — Luke Hemsworth Copy Share Image
I have lived temperately, eating little animal food, and that not as an aliment, so much as a condiment for the vegetables, which constitute… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
So I try to follow the Paleo diet, no processed foods - a lot of lean meats, veggies and fruits. — Eva Marie Copy Share Image
It was fine for my Polish Ashkenazi forebears to live on dumplings and potatoes, because they laboured in the fields. But that diet is… — Giles Coren Copy Share Image
It may seem draconian, but the best recommendation I can make is to completely avoid grains. — David Perlmutter Copy Share Image
I'm not restrictive in terms of diet. I'm just sensible for the few days following a day where I have been pigging out. — Davina McCall Copy Share Image
“Not only was the best time of day to eat outlined, but also what foods to eat at the different times of year. Elizabethan… — Francine Segan Copy Share Image
Whenever possible, organic produce, fish, poultry, eggs, and other products are preferred. — Margaret Cuomo Copy Share Image
You can't eat [literature], that's the problem," he said. "I've tried, it's very dry, and not at all nutritious. — Kenneth Oppel Copy Share Image
Keep as near as ever you can to the first sources of supply—fruits and vegetables. — Benjamin Ward Richardson Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
We've all seen talented young players who get to a certain level but there comes a point where that talent will only take you… — Warren Gatland Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I… — Nick Antosca Copy Share Image
The human body has been designed to resist an infinite number of changes and attacks brought about by its environment. The secret of good… — Harry Johnson Copy Share Image
One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Having an eating disorder doesn't show ‘strength.’ Strength is when are able to overcome your demons after being sick and tired for so long.… — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
Simple diet is best: for many dishes bring many diseases, and rich sauces are worse than even heaping several meats upon each other. — Pliny the Elder Copy Share Image
Literary tradition is full of lies about poverty-the jolly beggar, the poor but happy milkmaid, the wholesome diet of porridge, etc. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
I decided to pick the diet that I thought would maximize my chances of long-term survival. — Al Gore Copy Share Image
What every human being should do is eat a vegetarian diet based on whole foods. Period. That's it. Animal protein is bad for you.… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
I've always felt somewhat out of place with other kids my own age", said River. "I was constantly reminded by people's reaction to our… — River Phoenix Copy Share Image
I am living on hope and faith ... a pretty good diet when the mind will receive them. — Edwin Arlington Robinson Copy Share Image