Funny Quote by Gorilla Monsoon

Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

— Mark Twain

“At a little over six feet tall, he is slender with enough muscle to show that he's not a pussy in battle. Dark, curly…

— Erin Hayes

A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“His face was a strong—a very strong—aquiline, with high bridge of the thin nose and peculiarly arched nostrils; with lofty domed forehead, and hair…

— Bram Stoker

He's at ease, his body sculpted to the music, his shoulder searching the other shoulder, his right toe knowing the left knee, the height,…

— Colum McCann

“Thick pulse and dizziness make his head light and stomach turn. He really can’t feel his fingers, or knees for that matter. But everything…

— Changdictator

Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, "Vati, what has happened to the little…

— Louise Rennison

He knows there is more like him and they are goin to pay for his affliction.

— Boondox

“He did not appear to be a very tall man; what I could see of legs seemed stumpy, though heavily muscled. His chest was…

— Ben Bova

He that hath little is the lesse durtie.

— George Herbert

The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won't have that to worry about anymore.

— Mignon McLaughlin

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on…

— Jeremy Clarkson