Funny Quote by George Saunders

“I thought of all the kills I’d made. Of her blood that I had consumed, and all the times we had fucked . .…

— Tillie Cole

“MAX STARED AT her phone. The temptation to turn it on was burning a hole in her hand. “Ugh!” She shoved it into the…

— Melissa Foster

“I’m a murderer. I killed the conversation. She said she loved me, and I said, “If you love me, wait until you meet my…

— Jarod Kintz

“She wanted to tell him she'd never pick any of those other three billion guys, because he was all she wanted. He was her…

— Trinity Faegen

“It was love, though. Love, or some other, nameless feeling that was sister to it. I was racked with it. It thundered through me,…

— Joshilyn Jackson

“I was hunting a thief, and I found a beautiful wreck.”

— C.L. Stone

“Annabelle gnawed her bottom lip. “I know I have to tell him the truth. I just need to find the right moment.” Krystal cocked…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“She was a woman, a traitor, and a killer. Males and females wanted her. But I was the only one who ever could have…

— Denis Johnson

“After Byron, the twins, and the triplets had all touched her, she couldn’t help but feel disappointed she didn’t lose her virginity. She’d hoped…

— Lola Newmar

“Somehow she’d ended up in bed with the man mothers warn their daughters to stay away from. The kind of man fathers go after…

— Tessa Bailey

“Ann, I love you. I hope my car starts. I hope the sink isn't plugged up. I'm glad I didn't fuck a groupie. I'm…

— Charles Bukowski

“It was a regular family scene. All we had to do was clean up a few murders and a matter of international dope smuggling,…

— Walter Mosley