Funny Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Mean Travel
When you're on board, you go on board good. Give your best shot. You don't have to stand up. Concentrate! — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
Any time I strap it up and play, I'm ready to turn on versus anybody. — DeSean Jackson Copy Share Image
Pre-suasion is the practice of getting people sympathetic to your message before they experience it. — Robert Cialdini Copy Share Image
It's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to play, I wanted to finish out the games, but I've got to make sure I'm right before I step out on… — Jeff Green Copy Share Image
Pre-season is a lot of hard work and no player really enjoys it, but you look forward to the start of the season when… — Roberto Di Matteo Copy Share Image
You always gotta be on time, an hour ahead of everything. You always gotta be prepared. — Beanie Sigel Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
