Funny Quote by George Bernard Shaw

Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.

— George Bernard Shaw

People can be comfortable, really, once you invite them into the kitchen.

— Ainsley Harriott

Why do guests always end up in the kitchen at parties? Is it a social phenomenon? Some strange gravitational pull? I don't know, but…

— Candice Olson

Friends don’t build cages for each other.

— Karen Marie Moning

You cannot make women contented with cooking and cleaning and you need not try.

— Ellen Swallow Richards

Guests can be, and often are, delightful, but they should never be allowed to get the upper hand.

— Elizabeth von Arnim

If you were to hire household staff to cook, clean, drive, stoke the fire, and answer the door, can you imagine suggesting that they…

— Nicholas Negroponte

Like most housewives, I don't cook unless I have company.

— Lemmy

People come to my places to eat dinner with their friends, not with me.

— Peter Morton

If everyone could just cook properly I wouldn't have a problem.

— Gordon Ramsay

I can't work in a domestic kitchen; it's just too confined. There's no freedom, and there's no buzz.

— Marco Pierre White

“…it is a well-known fact that more than two men shut up together in an enclosed space for more than an hour constitute a…

— Alan Bradley