Funny Quote by George Bernard Shaw

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.

— George Bernard Shaw

I won't say that women belong in the kitchen, but they don't belong in the dugout.

— Keith Hernandez

People can be comfortable, really, once you invite them into the kitchen.

— Ainsley Harriott

Why do guests always end up in the kitchen at parties? Is it a social phenomenon? Some strange gravitational pull? I don't know, but…

— Candice Olson

You cannot make women contented with cooking and cleaning and you need not try.

— Ellen Swallow Richards

Friends don’t build cages for each other.

— Karen Marie Moning

Mixed dinner parties of ladies and gentlemenare very rare, which is a great defect in the society; not only as depriving themof the most…

— Frances Trollope

As I've gotten older, I've found that I can have men as friends. I used to not be able to.

— Farrah Fawcett

Gentlemen do open doors for a girl, but only if they feel invited to do so

— Marky Goldstein

Guests can be, and often are, delightful, but they should never be allowed to get the upper hand.

— Elizabeth von Arnim

Like most housewives, I don't cook unless I have company.

— Lemmy

Among us, what is not allowed to women is equally not allowed to men.

— St. Jerome