Funny Quote by George Bernard Shaw

A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

— George Bernard Shaw

A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.

— Elbert Hubbard

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

— Don Marquis

A pessimist is a man who tells the truth prematurely.

— Anonymous

Pessimists are the people who have no hope for themselves or for others. Pessimists are also people who think the human race is beneath…

— James A. Baldwin

A pessimist is someone who has had to listen to too many optimists.

— Anonymous

The pessimist is the man who believes things couldn't possibly be worse, to which the optimist replies: 'Oh yes they could!'

— Vladimir Bukovsky

A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.

— Elbert Hubbard

The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.

— Mark Twain

A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.

— Oscar Wilde

A pessimist is just an optimist with experience.

— Eyedea

Pessimism is mental disease. It means illness in the person who voices it, and in the society which produces that person.

— Upton Sinclair