Naughty Quote by Anonymous

“Our notion of an optimist is a man who, knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better.…

— Anonymous

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

— Chauncey Depew

What is an optimist? The man who says, "It's worse everywhere else. We're better off than the rest of the world. We've been lucky."…

— Anonymous

To be pessimist is to amputate one's own legs and arms! Only an optimist man has the ability to move!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

an optimist is the man who looks after your eyes, and the pessimist the person who looks after your feet.

— Ada Leverson

The pessimist is the man who believes things couldn't possibly be worse, to which the optimist replies: 'Oh yes they could!'

— Vladimir Bukovsky

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.

— Laurence J. Peter

A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.

— Elbert Hubbard

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

— George Bernard Shaw

A pessimist is a man who tells the truth prematurely.

— Anonymous

An optimist is a man who sees everything half as bad and twice as good as it is.

— Heinz Ruhmann

“An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.”

— Don Marquis