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Age Quote by Garrison Keillor

“We live a pleasant life shopping at the Food Shoppe . . . taking the kids to the Weinery-Beanery, . . . and eating bran flakes . .. and then, with no warning, we wake up one morning stricken with middle age, full of loneliness, dumb, in pain. Our work is useless, our vocation is lost, and nobody…” quote by Garrison Keillor
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“We live a pleasant life shopping at the Food Shoppe . . . taking the kids to the Weinery-Beanery, . . . and eating bran flakes . .. and then, with no warning, we wake up one morning stricken with middle age, full of loneliness, dumb, in pain. Our work is useless, our vocation is lost, and nobody cares about us at all. This is not bearable. In despair, we go do something spectacularly dumb, like run away with Amber the cocktail waitress, and suddenly all the women in our life look at us with unmitigated disgust.”

Garrison Keillor

About This Quote

Source Radio: A Prairie Home Companion, Garrison Keillor, 1998

Middle age brings sudden loneliness and existential dread, prompting reckless actions that alienate loved ones.

In simple terms: Midlife crisis can lead to self‑destructive choices.

Key Takeaway

Seek meaningful connection before crisis hits.

Themes

loneliness midlife despair rebellion relationships

Mood

melancholic ironic

Type

reflective humorous

When to use this quote

  • Middle‑aged adults
  • people facing burnout
  • families
  • friends

Key Concepts

Psychology sociology aging

Questions to Reflect On

  • What healthy outlets exist for midlife dissatisfaction?
  • How can society better support aging individuals?
A Different Perspective

Impulsive acts often worsen isolation.

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