Believe Quote by Garrison Keillor

“I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.”

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God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention.

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Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living.

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This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books.

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Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our…

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On investments, 1998: Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard and see,…

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“The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future.”

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English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.

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“If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here.”

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“The Gospel is meant to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.”

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I don't want them to be told to remember me.

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I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars, the houses - that's not the American dream. That's the booby prize, in the end. Those are the booby prizes. And if you fall for them - if, when you achieve them, you believe that this…

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