Ignorant Quote by Garrison Keillor

“Don't pour the oil directly into my navel, pour it on my sternum and let it run down into my navel, you ignorant peasant.”

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“If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here.”

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