Friendly Quote by Stephen Fry

Pop bottles, take one of them hoes and tell em follow, Where the hell the waitress, tell her bring another bottle, Poured it in…

— Travis Porter

I have a terrible weakness for collecting snatches of other people's conversations, and occasionally I'm rewarded with unusual fragments of knowledge. My favorite of…

— Peter Mayle

Make sure you taste your word's, before you spit'em out.

— John Vercetti

Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.

— Laura Schlessinger

I don't trust valets, waiters — nobody. I don't waste my time anymore trying to figure out who leaks things to the press.

— Nicole Richie

I am always behind the shopper at the grocery store who has stitched her coupons in the lining of her coat and wants to…

— Erma Bombeck

My uncle ordered popovers from the restaurant's bill of fare. And, when they were served, he regarded them with a penetrating stare. Then he…

— Dr. Seuss

Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter]

— Anchorman

SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST.

— Jenny Holzer

Be sure to taste your words,before you spit them out.

— Anonymous

Man at restaurant: Excuse me waiter,could you come here? WAITER: Is everything okay? MAN: Everything is fine,but would you please try my soup? WAITER:…

— Anonymous

I am the student who picks his nose, so come over here and take off your clothes.

— John Hiatt