Funny Quote by Dumi Download Open image “Funny enough to see a fat cop runing with the bullet proof over the chest” — Dumi ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
The funny thing about any cop uniform is that people will do what you say when you're wearing a cop uniform. — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
It's funny how that one person you'd take a bullet for.. tends to always be the one behind the gun. Killing your heart and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Carey recalled Tillman turning to him and tapping him on the shoulder. "Look who's coming up the road!" he said incredulously. In a scene… — Patrick K. O'Donnell Copy Share Image
“My heart pounds loudly, but Daddy’s instructions echo in my head: Get a good look at the cop’s face. If you can remember his… — Angie Thomas Copy Share Image
Ran out of bullets and still had static, grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic. Pointed at her head and said the gun… — Slick Rick Copy Share Image
“I will never understand why a police officer has to do a gun magazine dump into their victim.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“An overweight officer, having delivered a batch of children to the home, started telling one of the guards about his heart problem. “You think… — Katherine Boo Copy Share Image
...Cops just surrounding me with pistols everywhere. They put me in the backseat of their car handcuffed, Pushed out them chests like they're big… — KRS-One Copy Share Image
“Now that he was off the street, he drew the Beretta from his jeans. A military variant of the popular police officer’s sidearm known… — Will Jordan Copy Share Image
I'ved being liked by so many people in real life, and you've being liked by so many people in facebook. Question, Have you ever… — Dumi Copy Share Image
I not just quiet because I dont talk to much but I'm quiet because I'm busy bserving life — Dumi Copy Share Image
If you want a perfect dramatic relationship, I guess you should start to be a movie star: cause in the movie all relationship are… — Dumi Copy Share Image
Welcome to 21st century where the young are the managers or supervisors of the the firm and their parant at just the cleanersin the… — Dumi Copy Share Image
Its the 3rd week of october but I see Xmas trees and Xmas lights well this means december is knock in the door — Dumi Copy Share Image
When the summer comes I feel sorry for fat people but when the winter come, fat people celebrate. — Dumi Copy Share Image
Have you ever seen how beautiful you are? well if you never did then you should start looking at yourself from the inside and… — Dumi Copy Share Image
Every things you're doing you post on facebook, we don't want to know that now you're eating, you're going to bed you're doing this… — Dumi Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you want to say something to someone but then you suddently forget what was it.. — Dumi Copy Share Image
Because of education, our mothers and old grannies turn to be working under us because they lack education — Dumi Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
