Birthday Quote by Doug Stanhope

If less than 100 people wish you a happy birthday on Facebook you should probably just kill yourself

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Birthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends' birthdays.

— Michael Birch

If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.

— Anonymous

I'm not going to make fun of something that has badly traumatized someone's life.

— Jim Breuer

I worry about my grandchildren because the Internet can be brutal.

— Kris Jenner

I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.

— Anonymous

I am proposing Facebook for dead people, name it

— Mahmudul Islam

Birthday is a beginning of life and countdown toward the death

— Alvin

Talking death seriously is one of the tragedies of youth

— Winston Churchill

The more Mommy blogs going nuclear over playground etiquette I read and birthday parties of glazed adults munching cupcakes like demoralized zombies I attend,…

— Emma McLaughlin

I feel like the more serious a life event is that you share on social media, the more ridiculous it sort of becomes, the…

— Caroline Calloway