Facebook status Quote by Anonymous

All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.

— Claudia Gray

I didn't get Facebook until I was maybe a junior or senior in high school.

— Emily Meade

Friends will attend my funeral. Good friends will cry at my funeral. But my best friends would update my Facebook status Who knew they…

— Nishan Panwar

“Facebook without friends is like a hospital with no relative and a few medical attendants to ask about you at scheduled time.. Life without…

— Himmilicious

Deleting your Facebook account is a quick way to find out what people will say at your funeral.

— Nikhil Saluja

When my mom start using facebook she dun even care if I die in front of her .

— Honey Babe

If you're old enough to have a job and to have a life, you use Facebook exactly as advertised, you look up old friends.

— Jaron Lanier

What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.

— Anonymous

Real friends can remember your birthday without Facebook

— Newlove

“Yeah…uh, about Facebook…all that social networking. I don't have it. My parents check my sister's emails, Facebook, and texts like stalkers. In order to…

— Anne Eliot

If Facebook was school I swear I'd have perfect attendance.

— Anonymous

I still have a lot of my friends from high school. You just know who is there for you for real, and who is…

— Francia Raisa