Best friend Quote by Nishan Panwar

When I die- I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit me more often

— Anonymous

Deleting your Facebook account is a quick way to find out what people will say at your funeral.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.

— Anonymous

Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.

— H. L. Mencken

I just wanna die to see which of my friends care enough to come to my funeral.

— Anonymous

Even the death of Friends will inspire us as much as their lives. They will leave consolation to the mourners, as the rich leave…

— Henry David Thoreau

Frankly, I'm not much for funerals unless it's absolutely an obligation. I don't feel it serves much of a purpose to go and see…

— Arnold Palmer

“Facebook without friends is like a hospital with no relative and a few medical attendants to ask about you at scheduled time.. Life without…

— Himmilicious

I am proposing Facebook for dead people, name it

— Mahmudul Islam

There's a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. That's ridiculous. I don't need someone to…

— Jimmy Fallon

Friends: not one. Just a few acquaintances who imagine they feel something for me and who might be sorry if a train ran over…

— Fernando Pessoa

When my mom start using facebook she dun even care if I die in front of her .

— Honey Babe