“In 1991, Disney forced a group of New Zealand parents in a remote country town to remove their amateur renditions of Pluto… — Naomi Klein Copy Share Image
I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party,… — Jill Clayburgh Copy Share Image
Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
If you believe in romance, and if you believe in marriage, you also have to believe in divorce. It's like, with 'Getting… — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
Friends and family do not believe you write fiction. They truly believe that every word you write is either autobiographical or based… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“I think he had a very, very good smile, for somebody whose teeth were somewhere between so-so and bad. What seems not… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
