Apologizing Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Apologizing Funeral I apologize I m sorry Im sorry Saying i'm sorry Sorry
“Well, 'I'm sorry' is just a thing to say, you see. I'm trying not to be so apologetic and obsequious all the time. It's… — Maya Rodale Copy Share Image
I'm Sorry and I Apologize mean two different things when you say them at a funeral!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone tells you to stop apologizing and you reply by saying, 'I'm sorry.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is polite to apologize, but it is more polite not to do anything calling for an apology. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
A general rule of etiquette is that one apologizes for the unfortunate occurrence, but the unthinkable is unmentionable. — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
I think I've said sorry to practically everyone the whole way through my life. I am always saying sorry. — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
An apology is an expression of regret where the voice rarely matches the words. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“A lady need never apologize. ~ Joseph de Bonaparte (Brother of Napoleon)” — Allison Pataki Copy Share Image
A jerk will keep hurting you then apologize to keep you from leaving them, and then do it all over again — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
To apologize for what you most wanted to do, to concede that it was obnoxious, boring, 'vulgar and unsafe' --- that was the worst… — Alan Hollinghurst Copy Share Image
I have some friends who are actors. I've watched them work. And I would say that of all the arts, acting is the most… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
President Bush deliberately did not apologize for things and that’s because advisers around him, including those there, felt that the press corps would jump… — David Gregory Copy Share Image
Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong, it just means that value your relationships more than your ego. — Chinier Bennett Copy Share Image
I would like to publicly apologize to anyone I have NOT offended¦I will get to you shortly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
To the millions of Americans whove attempted to use HealthCare.gov to shop and enroll in health-care coverage, I want to apologize to you that… — Marilyn Tavenner Copy Share Image
My overall point is that 'one and dones' are not healthy for college basketball. I should not have made it personal to Kentucky and… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
How many chefs when I was a young boy shouted at me during service? All I ever said was "Yes, chef." The customer is… — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
