Backseat Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Backseat Backseat drivers Dangerous Drivers Drunk Motivation Persuasive
Drunk driving contains a far greater risk of violent death than the use or sale of illegal drugs, the societal response to drunk drivers… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
I don't know why people hate on drunk drivers, Women drivers are clearly more dangerous behind the wheel. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving is safer than either drinking or driving - and no one has ever died drinking, driving and juggling. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
“It's unwise to be a backseat driver, passenger or bystander in your own life.” — Rasheed Ogunlaru Copy Share Image
When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into other cars. — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
“The obvious tactic for avoiding alcohol-precipitated crashes is to avoid riding after drinking. And that’s a decision you have to make before your judgment… — David L. Hough Copy Share Image
I will never have a sip of alcohol and get behind the wheel again. Regardless if I'm 300% sure that I just had a… — Dak Prescott Copy Share Image
Driving is an activity that carries risk, which can be reduced by following the speed limit and wearing a seat belt. — Leana S. Wen Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I've spread my legs in the backseat in a creative sense quite a few times. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
In New York there is always something to look at, but it is all infinitely more interesting through a window in the backseat of… — Anna Godbersen Copy Share Image
“Don't give the front seat of your life to those whom you should give the back seat. Don't give the back seat to those… — Paul Bamikole Copy Share Image
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat But that's flat — Skee-Lo Copy Share Image
Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
A sparrow lay dead on the backseat. She had found her way through a hole in the windscreen, tempted by some seat-sponge for her… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
Look, if you're driving down the highway at 120 miles an hour, I'd rather be behind the wheel than in the backseat. — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
Intimacy doesn't have all that much to do with backseats of cars. Real intimacy is brushing your teeth together. — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
You're going from audition to audition, changing in the backseat, and all that fun stuff that's great to do at one time in your… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I feel it's easier to sit in the backseat and go, "Oh, yeah, let's go there." You're not worried about getting to the destination.… — Susan Sarandon Copy Share Image
