Cuban Quote by David Letterman

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

— Carlos Mencia

Bad news, it's going to be a huge environmental disaster, the oil rig down there in the Gulf of Mexico. The good news is…

— David Letterman

We're a long way from the embargo ending. Look at what just happened with the rollback of Obama's Cuba policies. Two idiot congressmen convinced…

— Achy Obejas

Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.

— Gabriel Iglesias

It's amazing how everything here seems like it's in abundance. In Cuba, there is a shortage of everything.

— Jose Contreras

People in America think of it as a sad and downtrodden place, and I guess it could be, but it's not because that's not…

— Mark Kurlansky

What I do see is Cuban people that are just - want to see change. They are vibrant. They are trying to fix up…

— Amy Klobuchar

When Cuba lost their fossil fuel pipeline when the Soviet Union collapsed in 1990. Overnight they had no choice, they had to transition to…

— Jill Stein

For more than fifty years, our policy towards Cuba was not making life better for Cubans. In many ways, it was making it worse.

— Ben Rhodes

Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.

— David Letterman

The Cuban economy is a disaster. No, I do not praise Fidel Castro.

— Bernie Sanders

What happened in Cuba, just to cut to the chase, their death rate from diabetes went down 50%, their death rate from heart attacks…

— Jill Stein