Afghanistan Quote by David Letterman

That American Taliban kid Johnny Walker was indicted today. Ten counts of terrorism. He could get 5 life sentences. In Taliban terms, that's 360 virgins.

— Jay Leno

Osama bin Laden... lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide.

— David Letterman

Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich.

— David Letterman

A Muslim man can have up to four wives. He can divorce his wife without offering any reason, while it is quite difficult for…

— Shirin Ebadi

Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time he was…

— David Letterman

Many Westerners forget that when the Prophet spoke of four wives as the maximum allowable number, he had in mind a reduction to four…

— Mohammed Reza Pahlavi

What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives and twenty-six kids -- and he hates…

— David Letterman

Bin Laden was very keen to point out to me that his forces had fought the Americans in Somalia. He also wanted to talk…

— Robert Fisk

As a wife, you see and hear things. Imran always spoke about his links with the military.

— Reham Khan

If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Two beheadings out of six wives is too many.

— Henry VIII of England

The Mirror interviewed one of Osama bin Laden's sons and said bin Laden has 42 children. That's going to happen when you sleep in…

— Jay Leno