May Quote by David Letterman

“Jeb Bush may run for President. Bush presidencies are like 'Caddyshack' movies. They should have stopped with one.” quote by David Letterman — Download Open image

“Jeb Bush may run for President. Bush presidencies are like 'Caddyshack' movies. They should have stopped with one.”

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