Quote by David Letterman Download Open image ““If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”” — David Letterman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“Nobody really likes coffee. They just pretend to because drinking coffee makes them feel like a proper adult.” — Holly Bourne Copy Share Image
“If coffee were like dreams, then I would be wired in constant bliss, never needing sleep to live out my dreams.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't have trusted her to not have an ulterior motive if she asked whether I wanted milk or sugar in my coffee.” — Dennis Liggio Copy Share Image
“If there wasn’t coffee, the entire world would shuffle around like zombies.” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
