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“San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions.” quote by Dave Barry — Download Open image

“San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions.”

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