Currents Quote by Dave Barry

“It’s one thing when you plug into a socket in the wall and electrons flow,” said Bob Kahn. “It’s another thing when you have…

— Katie Hafner

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

— George Carlin

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him…

— Tim Allen

When you wear a wire, you're always in danger.

— Joseph D. Pistone

Wired people should know something about wires.

— Neal Stephenson

When something's good, there's a certain weird... not electricity, but something like that.

— Nicola Coughlan

“The toxicity of an electrical wiring error is a function of the dirty electricity and the electrical items plugged into the faulty electrical circuit.”

— Steven Magee

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside…

— Dave Barry

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line.

— Elvis Presley

Girls are always talking about electricity in their romance, but none are too happy to actually be electrocuted, apparently. Bloody confusing, is what it…

— Tahereh Mafi

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

— Robert Byrne

A lot of words in English confuse the idea of life and electricity, like the word livewire.

— Laurie Anderson