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Competence Quote by Dave Barry

“It is a good idea to 'shop around' before you…” quote by Dave Barry — Download Open image

“It is a good idea to 'shop around' before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it.”

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