Candidates Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Candidates Firsts Linkedin Missiles Nuclear Nuclear missiles Promise Technology Use Vote Witty
We have missiles - nuclear missiles - on hair-trigger alert. We should be in the business of nuclear disarmament right now, which neither of… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
I am going to certainly endorse the Republican nominee, and obviously it looks like that will be Mr. Trump. — Ron Johnson Copy Share Image
Congressman Heck says Donald Trump is the candidate he trusts on national security and changing our economy. Well, I don't know about you, but… — Catherine Cortez-Masto Copy Share Image
I intend to be a candidate for those who want to vote against everyone. — Ksenia Sobchak Copy Share Image
I won't even say who I'm going to vote for. I don't want to make people feel like me, or MySpace, is endorsing anyone. — Tom Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm going to support the candidate that the voters chose. The voters get to choose who's best to represent them. — Ronna McDaniel Copy Share Image
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm. — Frank Dane Copy Share Image
Any politician who wants to run for president will come to me in a few years. — Sun Myung Moon Copy Share Image
Vote for Donald Trump. You're going to see something and you'll be so happy, you'll be so thrilled. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I will commend the Democrats for one thing. If they name Keith Ellison as the head of the DNC, then I'll commend them for… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
There tends to be this comfortable assumption that nuclear weapons won't be used, but I don't think that's warranted, and I think we should… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
Progressive Conservative candidates from Quebec want to exert real power in Ottawa, not simply be content with playing a secondary role. — Kim Campbell Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is a different ball of wax. I've been trying to say for I don't know how many months now that the traditional… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I know of not one Republican candidate that would not appear publicly with Mitt Romney and I know many Democrats that don't even want… — Pete Sessions Copy Share Image
If Robert Heinlein is more to your taste than George Lucas: “If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There… — Kevin Drum Copy Share Image
Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two. — Victor Gold Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush was supposed to be the establishment candidate, but he didn't catch on. And the extraordinary thing about this Republican primary is that… — Mara Liasson Copy Share Image
We know the candidate Barack Obama, what he was like - the anti-war government nig... America was a source for division around the world,… — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
It is time Britain put its trust back into the Labour Party. I believe I am the candidate that can make this happen precisely… — Diane Abbott Copy Share Image
I like candidates who tell me something that is going to make a difference to me. — Ann Richards Copy Share Image
The reason that minorities and women don't have a better shot at getting elected to the Senate or to statewide office is because the… — Carol Moseley Braun Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton is the least popular candidate for president ever except for Donald Trump. — Charlie Pickering Copy Share Image