Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image ““But when you take over a ship with a bomb threat, you really go first-class.”” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Admit that there is some level that would make even you call yourself the victim of class war.” — David Brin Copy Share Image
“There's one good thing about being in the bomb disposal unit: No superior officer is ever looking over your shoulder.” — Robert Edsel Copy Share Image
“You’re so the fucking bomb, you’d level Hiroshima again if you visited.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“If a bomb’s coming at you, it’s coming at you. You can’t go around worrying about it. Just go on doing what you love,… — Mark T. Sullivan Copy Share Image
“People think a bomb is a mechanical object, a mechanical enemy. But you have to consider that somebody made it.” — Michael Ondaatje Copy Share Image
“It is only a matter of time before another nuclear bomb is detonated during war.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
