Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““Is a frog’s ass watertight?”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“The Frogs and the Well Some frogs lived happily in a puddle. Then summer arrived; as one hot day succeeded another, the puddle shrank… — Aesop Copy Share Image
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“I am, indeed, pure Frog, but at the same time I am a thing that stands for a world of un-Frog.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“He sees the shit that happens around me - or because of me - so now he is only 99.99 percent certain I can't… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Eh bien! I no see not that that frog has nothing of better than another.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“You think all I can do is frog legs? I got Legs on my mind, alright, but yours. I’ll do whatever it takes the… — A. Violet End Copy Share Image
“once brought a frog home, hoping to keep him as a pet. Not a large frog, a one-handed frog, quiet and well mannered. My… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“It reminds me of the story that my American godmother used to tell me years and years ago about two frogs who fell into… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
