Funny Quote by Danny Wallace Download Open image ““I poked a monk.”” — Danny Wallace ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Yes man
“He’s a monk, the fifth of his kind. I call him Monk E, and he is a primate.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“somber-looking monks. They sipped a watery soup from wooden spoons. No one spoke. The abbot pointed to a lone table against the far” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was the study hour. Most of the monks were reading. A few were meditating, an activity that was suspiciously similar to dozing.” — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
“I thought I was wed to a king- now I find I am wed to a monk.” — Eleanor of Aquitaine Copy Share Image
“The tall monk who came striding down the shadowed monastery corridor was surprisingly young, barely thirty. As he swept past the novices, his dark… — Michelle Frost Copy Share Image
“Come on," he said. "Bring the poker." I brought the tongs as well. I felt like it.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“There is nothing more insufferable and poisonous on earth than a barefoot monk.” — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“If you have an ancestor who is a Benedictine monk, we would rather not know it.” — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
“For two years I’ve been a monk but the only monastery I’ve lived in is my own mind.” — Bhiksus Heng Sure, Heng Ch’au Copy Share Image
“...maybe sometimes it's riskier not to take a risk. Sometimes all you're guaranteeing is that things will stay the same.” — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“And before any Christian readers get all offended - relax. I'm not saying that I'm the new Jesus. I'm just saying there's a very… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
I was saying yes because when you're in love, the world is full of possibilities, and when you're in love, you want to take… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
Take the stupidest thing you've ever done. At least it's done. It's over. It's gone. We can all learn from our mistakes and heal… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I look at myself and think, Is this it?, and then I think, Yes, it is. This is literally the best you will… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
As a kid, so many films made me want to travel... the New York of 'Ghostbusters', the Shanghai that 'Indiana Jones' swung a few… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“I just think—' 'Don’t think. If you think, you’ll never truly get over her. Thinking just extends things.' So I decided not to think.” — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“Yeah, she must work round here. Lot of high class escorts i. this area. And traffic wardens, too. She's probably one or the other.” — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“My wife said to me recently that she hates couples who finish each other's sentences for them. I agreed that it was annoying, but… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“Denn das Einzige, was ich an der Hoffnung nicht leiden kann, das Einzige, was ich daran rundwegs ablehne, auch wenn es niemand zugeben will,… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“It's funny. Dev had always said disposables were different. That what they contained was more special because you couldn't instantly see inside. You had… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
