Funny Quote by Danny Wallace

“But you're a monk!”

— Van Helsing

“He’s a monk, the fifth of his kind. I call him Monk E, and he is a primate.”

— Jarod Kintz

“somber-looking monks. They sipped a watery soup from wooden spoons. No one spoke. The abbot pointed to a lone table against the far”

— Anonymous

“It was the study hour. Most of the monks were reading. A few were meditating, an activity that was suspiciously similar to dozing.”

— Ken Follett

“Goats and monkies!”

— Anonymous

“I thought I was wed to a king- now I find I am wed to a monk.”

— Eleanor of Aquitaine

“I am a lone monk walking the world with a leaky umbrella.”

— mao tse-tung

“The tall monk who came striding down the shadowed monastery corridor was surprisingly young, barely thirty. As he swept past the novices, his dark…

— Michelle Frost

“Come on," he said. "Bring the poker." I brought the tongs as well. I felt like it.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“There is nothing more insufferable and poisonous on earth than a barefoot monk.”

— Martin Luther

“If you have an ancestor who is a Benedictine monk, we would rather not know it.”

— Gregory Maguire

“For two years I’ve been a monk but the only monastery I’ve lived in is my own mind.”

— Bhiksus Heng Sure, Heng Ch’au