Hilarious Quote by P.G. Wodehouse Download Open image ““Come on," he said. "Bring the poker." I brought the tongs as well. I felt like it.”” — P.G. Wodehouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bring Poker Brought Tongs Hilarious Poker Brought Said Bring Tongs Felt
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“It was small consolation, but it would have to do. I squeezed his hand once more, in lieu of things unsaid. "Come on.” — Jacqueline Carey Copy Share Image
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“[A]lways get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
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“Good Lord, Jeeves! Is there anything you don’t know?’ ‘I couldn’t say, sir.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
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“My late Uncle Henry, you see, was by way of being the blot on the Wooster escutcheon. An extremely decent chappie personally, and one… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
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“Conversationally, I am like a clockwork toy. I have to be set going.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
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