Airplane Quote by Dana Gould Download Open image “In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes.” — Dana Gould ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Airplane Effort Hey Hey you Looks Shouting
I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty chill in planes. Literally, do not have a care in the world. — Melissa Barrera Copy Share Image
I am starting to hate airports and the whole business of getting onto the plane. It all takes so long I want to scream. — Greg Wise Copy Share Image
It takes a lot to get people talking in airplanes. But once they start talking, you just can't shut them up. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Yeah, I'm walking through the airport, I'm walking through the street, I'm driving in my car, people just start screaming at me - 'YEEEAAAHHH!' — Lil Jon Copy Share Image
I can see inside planes!' he yells. 'Come and look!' It's difficult climbing in a mini dress...I haul myself up even though my arms… — Jenny Downham Copy Share Image
I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up. — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
The time that one gains cannot be accumulated in a storehouse; it is contradictory to want to save up existence, which, the fact is,… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
I shoot in black and white, sometimes color, sometimes if it looks good I shoot out the window of the airplanes or whatever, anything… — Robert Barry Copy Share Image
I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I believe that anyone who flies in an airplane and doesn't spend most of his time looking out the window wastes his money. — Marc Reisner Copy Share Image
We live in a world where it has become politically correct to avoid absolutes. Many want all religions to be given the same honor,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the second airplane to france and we're done ! yeyyyyyyyyy !! this one was more full :P — Shmmopy Copy Share Image
The way I see it, you can either work for a living or you can fly airplanes. Me, I'd rather fly. — Len Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm 17 years old. I'm not a straight-A student or anything. Even so, I figured out how to make an Internet that they can't… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
From computers to information technology to airplanes, it has been America's unique blend of republican government and free-market capitalism that has allowed us to… — George Nethercutt Copy Share Image
I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane...I told the doctor, I said,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'm sure the most favorite airplane in my career would still be the Sabre F86 cleft wing , which allowed me to be credited… — Buzz Aldrin Copy Share Image
