Airplane Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

— Louis C. K

I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade down.

— Anonymous

I'm glad you can't talk on your cells while the plane is in the air. That would drive me crazy.

— Bob Newhart

There's a lot of Hollywood bullshit about flying. I mean, look at the movies about test pilots or fighter pilots who face imminent death.…

— Robin Olds

Airplanes are a good place to concentrate because you get no emails, no phone calls.

— Alvin Leung

They don't understand what it is to be awake, / To be living on several planes at once / Though one cannot speak with…

— T. S. Eliot

I don't travel by airplane. I mean that because when my wife, my kids and I travel on trains or boats, we meet a…

— Aaron Spelling

My idea of everything going smoothly on an airplane is (a) that I not die in a slow-motion fiery crash or get stabbed to…

— Anne Lamott

I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.

— Alonzo Bodden

With most of the people you just communicate you don't have to talk.

— George Harrison

I am starting to hate airports and the whole business of getting onto the plane. It all takes so long I want to scream.

— Greg Wise

Most people have to talk so they won't hear.

— May Sarton