Air Quote by Bob Newhart

It takes a lot to get people talking in airplanes. But once they start talking, you just can't shut them up.

— Chuck Palahniuk

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

— Louis C. K

From a cell to a jet call it Con-Air

— Lil Wayne

I love flying so much. I even airplane food. No one bothers you and your phone never goes off and you can't have emails…

— Margot Robbie

The FCC is considering lifting the ban on cellphone calls on planes. The good news is you'll be able to make calls during your…

— Jay Leno

Airplanes are a good place to concentrate because you get no emails, no phone calls.

— Alvin Leung

My idea of everything going smoothly on an airplane is (a) that I not die in a slow-motion fiery crash or get stabbed to…

— Anne Lamott

I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air

— Jen Lancaster

And I certainly like being on a plane, next to a stranger, having conversations that you'd never otherwise have. You're unplugged, your phone doesn't…

— Jason Reitman

I hate flying. I don't planes. I get really anxious.

— Lucy Hale

When I was growing up, there were no cell phones and no roads into the bush, and so if something happened to your plane,…

— Leigh Newman

I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade down.

— Anonymous