Blame Quote by Dana Gould Download Open image “Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on.” — Dana Gould ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Blame Children Fart Having kids Kids Mean
Kids are like farts. You dont mind your own, but other peoples are unbearable. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Kids are like farts, you don't mind your own, but others are unbearable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choosing to have a child you can't take care of is like farting in an elevator. Sure you got it out, but not it's… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The great thing about having a bunch of kids is they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop! — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
“Having kids means taking care of them, raising them, loving and supporting them, and none of those things have anything to do with who… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
“I have to blame myself for not finding any way of reaching him, but I can't feel that either Ruth or I had anything… — Wallace Stegner Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Some of the things that I said I hated to say, but blame yourself mother fucker you made it this way. — Jedi Mind Tricks Copy Share Image
Holy shadows of the dead, I'm not to blame for your cruel and bitter fate, but the accursed rivalry which brought sister nations and… — Alexander the Great Copy Share Image
“In places where government priorities and market imperatives create a world so capricious that to help a neighbor is to risk your ability to… — Katherine Boo Copy Share Image
We know from this book entitled... What is it? Surrendered? Succumbed? I can never remember the title perform. And we learn from this book… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I don't blame anyone .. I did this to myself .. It's my fault .. Everything is my FAULT ... — Nurnizz95 Copy Share Image
“They would congratulate themselves every morning on keeping their integrity, and blame themselves each night for that missed opportunity.” — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I try to choose the… — Darren Aronofsky Copy Share Image
How come you don't feel that magic in the air? I guess I knew you'll never be there. I guess I knew you never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
