Diplomatic Quote by Conan O'Brien

Secretary [John] Kerry has called Civil War [in Syria] an unbelievably small war that we're going to get involved with.

— Rand Paul

John Kerry keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get away and go someplace where no one would expect to…

— Jay Leno

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

— Craig Kilborn

John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the place where…

— Jay Leno

John Kerry tried to work with the Russians on Syria, and the man was honorable, because he was trying to do the right thing,…

— Daniel Fried

John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.

— Jay Leno

John Kerry's biography was central to his campaign.

— Mark Shields

“Would it be so bad, to stay in one place? I mean, you loved it there, didn’t you? Fergus said--” “Seriously, I’m never telling…

— Donna Kauffman

Kerry was here in Los Angeles. He was courting the Spanish vote by speaking Spanish. And he showed people he could be boring in…

— Jay Leno

As you know, several times, McCain talked about serving his country in Vietnam, which is a nice change after 16 years and two presidents…

— Jay Leno

As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where he was…

— Craig Kilborn

In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he…

— Jay Leno