Enron Quote by Conan O'Brien

Former Enron founder Ken Lay and CEO Jeffrey Skilling found guilty in the Enron case. Ken Lay is so guilty I'm surprised people aren't…

— Jay Leno

A jury found former Enron sleezeballs Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling guilty of fraud and conspiracy. Ken Lay? That's not a good name to…

— Jay Leno

Well, the manhunt continues for that elusive evil mastermind, but I'm telling you Enron CEO Kenneth Lay remains at large.

— David Letterman

A lot of Congressmen yesterday were upset when Kenneth Lay took the Fifth. Lay said it wasn't his fault. He had planned on testifying,…

— Jay Leno

In the Enron scandal, whistleblower Sherron Watkins is now calling herself Enron Brokovitch. She testified Ken Lay was duped by the other executives. Oh,…

— Jay Leno

Former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling appeared before Congress. Do you think they even bothered swearing him in? Now he is denying he lied to…

— Jay Leno

While the prosecution has said this is about the defendants lies, one worries that those lies already have been buried under too much discussion…

— David Berg

The trial of Enron chiefs Jeffrey Skilling and Ken Lay began four-and-a-half years after perpetrating -- allegedly -- the fraud that led to the…

— Jon Stewart

“a quote by David Schippers, a Democrat and the chief investigative counsel for the House Judiciary Committee. Said Schippers for the ages: “The president,…

— Jack Cashill

Well, there's a bright side to this for Ken Lay. You know, throughout the years Ken Lay has been a big campaign contributor to…

— Jay Leno

The decision that has to be made was whether it was material, whether he knew he was lying under oath, whether he did it…

— Barbara Olson

“That is the greatest sin of all. You can make money under the table and move ahead, but you are forbidden to make secretaries…

— Mike Royko