Comment Quote by Conan O'Brien

Mitt Romney said that he liked to fire people. Well, there's a pretty good message to send to Middle America. When Rick Perry heard…

— David Letterman

Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that the firehouse is not…

— Jimmy Fallon

Today, Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that a firehouse isn't a…

— Jimmy Fallon

With his economic speeches in response to Obama's 'you didn't build that' fiasco, Romney proved that he does have fire in his belly and…

— David Limbaugh

They're saying now that Rick Santorum is gaining momentum because he's not Romney. And Mitt Romney was furious. He replied, 'Well, I can do…

— David Letterman

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

— David Letterman

If Romney would go ideological in explaining Obama, it would help. We gotta stop the, 'He's a nice guy' stuff. Nice guys don't do…

— Rush Limbaugh

“Mitt Romney's first interview with Zombie Reagan: Mitt Romney came in with cheerful assurance, because he wasn’t capable of anything else. “Let me first…

— John Barnes

When Governor Romney was out here, I told him, I said, 'we are following the formula of streamlining regulations, being job creating friendly, balancing…

— John Kasich

And he said that 47%-that's pretty high-47% of Americans are basically welfare bums who are mooching off the government. And then he said, 'My…

— Bill Maher

But Mitt Romney understands, like I understand, that people - not governments - create jobs.

— Scott Walker

I think that Governor Romney needs to talk about the fact that what he tried to do in the state of Massachusetts was him…

— Allen West